TNT: Today's News, Today!

Welcome to TNT (Today's News, Today!), a new Tennessee publication. Headlines and blurbs from the associated press make TNT the hottest issue around!

Headlines from local news correspondents: 

1. Boy Begins and Survives School 

Dr. James has been in school for three weeks now. He had his first test, he's still alive, and he's liking the material (Hearts! EKGs! Blood pressure! Heart disease and how to not get it!). The good doctor thinks it's easier than this time last year, but his interview left us unclear whether that's because he now knows what to expect, because he's not taking the huge old anatomy class this year, or maybe he's just smarter. Continued in a future edition.

2. Sariah's Semester Starts as Expected

Sariah began teaching this week. She's still teaching Anatomy/Physiology and Intro to Biology, but has added a biology lab in lieu of her ecology course. She reports that the first week "went well." More details as it develops.

3. Classroom Mama Drama!! 

After a summer of negotiating for classroom space, Teacher S. has finally found room in the chemistry lab for her biology lab. S.'s lecture room is in upheaval, and its location is still uncertain. Exciting times lie ahead for the unsuspecting students, whose meeting room will change yet again without their knowledge!

4. "Cooking, a Culinary Creation": Cross-Country Visitor Creates Meaty Meals 

In our cooking news, Grandma Jen is in town to help supervise Henry (aka The Mini-Doctor, Mini-Man, or Small Person) while school begins for Teacher S.  A participant in the paleo diet, the grandmother has had largely single-person meals consisting of meat and raw vegetables. Other household members prefer grains and sugar in addition to their meats, but declined to comment further.

5. Phone Scam from Miscellaneous Visitor

Two weeks ago a visitor came into the lives of Dr. James, Mini Doctor, and Teacher S. She was a much lauded-guest, a great friend of Teacher S, and a great time was had by all, but her sterling qualities were doubted after filling local phones with unsolicited fish-face selfies with Mini Doctor. Readers, take appropriate precautions to lock your phones in the event of visitors.

6. STORY UPDATE: If the Boot Fits, Take it Off!

In a much anticipated turn of events, Dr. James has the green light to not only remove his walking boot, but also to resume walking in normal socks and shoes! James commented, in a tearful confession, "It's great. I just wish the swelling would go down." He says it's nice to be able to walk: "It's nice to be able to walk."