TNT

We live in Tazewell.  We barely, barely miss the line for living in New Tazewell.  They're kind of the same city, and we share most of our services.  To specify that they're for both Tazewell and New Tazewell, some things will have a little prefix: TNT.  Tazewell-New Tazewell.  This can be sort of funny at times.  For instance, we have:

-TNT Primary School (an explosive elementary school)
-TNT New Baptist Church (they have fiery sermons!)
-Police cars with "TNT Police" on the side (don't mess with them)
and my personal favorite:
-TNT Fire Department (specializing in dynamite)